90+ Sexy, Naughty and Risque Valentine’s Day Gifts for Men Under $20
By Roopa ki yatra
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Hello…this curated list of gifts are funny, odd, weird and some are very, very, very risque and NC-17. These are NOT for everyone. So – consider this fair warning. If PG-13 is your jam…that’s fine. Please check out my “150+ Best Amazon Gifts Under $20 for Men” here.
But for the rest of you who want something naughty and spicy – this one’s for you!
ENJOY!
Poo Pouri – Before You Go Toilet Spray
The Butt – Tape Dispenser
Cute and Funny Coasters
Cutest Boxers With Captions
Novelty Quote Mugs
Dirty Quote Mugs!
Prank Toilet Paper
Enough Said. GET IT.
Toilet Bowl Nightlights With Motion Sensors
Someone once told me that for men – going to the bathroom is like going on vacation. I have to agree with them. So, when your man is on vacation – why not let him have some more fun than usual?
Golf Ball Storage Sack
Yeah, OK. This sounds waaaayyyyy more risque than I thought it would. Like…ball…sack? No, but really. This is actually a cute PG gift for the dude in your life, especially if he likes golf. Just because you have a cheeky mind – don’t blame me! But, GET IT.
And these are Stress Relief Ball Sacks!
Assorted Colors Briefs and Boxers
True Story: One of my friends’ brothers never actually washed his boxers. He used and reused them till it got to a point where even he couldn’t tolerate the stench and threw them away. That was his MO. Use and use and then toss.
OK. That’s NOT very romantic but it is just the kind of anecdote dudes will LAP IT UP. TRUST ME on this.
So, even as you gift them these…don’t forget to narrate the the accompanying story! The more you screw your face and do your ‘ews!’ and ‘yuks’ – he will just LAP IT UP.
Not that I’m recommending your man do the above but it’s a good and disgusting story to tell AND it’s never a waste to get you guy some extra briefs or boxers! They can always use them. GET IT..
Novelty Video-Recorded Greeting Card
You can record something really nasty for your man here. He thinks it’s a snooze-fest boring gift card. You give him an awesome NC-17 version of what he thinks he is getting.
Win. WIN.
IOU Love Coupons
Y’all…NOTHING says I-LOVE-YOU more than you giving him thoughtful curated IOU gift coupons that he can redeem whenever he wants. These are cute, thoughtful and also extremely SEXY AF!
Trophy Husband Statue
Y’all…NOTHING makes a man all chuffed up and full of pride than being called a Trophy…uh…anything. So why not give him a permanent reminder of what a ‘trophy’ he really is to you!
His and Her Not-Safe-For-The-Kitchen Aprons!
How cute are these his and her aprons? Just read them and laugh out loud!
Beer Belly Aprons
This one is right up his belly!
Happy Man Bottle Opener, Bottle Stopper and Cork-Screw
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Two words I have for you with this one.
ENJOY YOURSELVES!
Perky Wine Pourer
You know you have to get BOTH, right? The one above with this to make for the perfect combination! Opener, Cork-Screw, Pourer and Stopper!
More Wine Stoppers!
NSFW Cookbook and Coloring Book
Y’all…just imagine. It’s Valentine’s day. You have the flowers, the candle, the table set for two and wine and music. And just when it’s all too mushy and gooey for him – you take this present out for him.
Watch him as he loves you all over again – for loving him and understanding exactly what the fun-loving dude in your life really, secretly wants to do!
NSFW IOU Keychains
These are spectacular! Question is…do you want two of them? One for each of you? OR just the one for him? Come on – you know you want to, right?
Matching Mug!
NSFW Bracelet
Bear with me on this. This is actually for a woman. BUT…but…what if…what if you gave it to your guy? Your guy who can laugh-out-loud? Someone who can take a joke? And honestly, the bracelet LOOKS gender-neutral. So he won’t even know it’s a women’s bracelet. Or WTH…just get one for yourself!
Like it says – Chin Up and Tits Out!
NSFW Booty Shorts
The gift itself is for you. But YOU wearing them is the best Valentine’s Day gift for HIM.
SO MUCH WINNING!!!!!
Pooping Dogs Calendars!
What do men like most in the world? Their time in the bathroom AND their dogs. So, when you combine the two…you get the best gift for your man, ever!
Pooping Cats Calendars!
For the dude who is not afraid of his love for his cats!
Toilet Fishing Games
I know, right? Just the concept itself is MIND-BLOWING!
Toilet Timers
HAHAHA! This is just so funny. I can think of at four of my dude friends who would LOVE this!
Animal Paw Socks
These are just so weird and odd and crazy. Just like your man!
Beer Belly Fanny Packs
Is there anything weirder and APT of a gift for your man? NO? I didn’t think so!
Pizza Socks
Pepperoni Pizza for dinner. And Pepperoni Pizza on his feet. Win, win!
Or Italian Pizza for dinner and his feet!
Golf Mugs
Nothing, but NOTHING beats getting your golf-crazy man some of these amazing mugs. Just watch him ‘tea’ off. Did you get that? That wonderful un on the word ‘tee’ and ‘tea’? Did you..? You did? OK. I’ll shut up now.
Awesome Buttons
Oh, these are just so cool!
Risque Poker Chips!
Urinal Shot Glasses
My eyes! MY EYES I cannot UNSEE this ever! Like, EVER!
But oh, terrific gift for your man!
Now, don’t mind me but I’m going to BARF!
Yodelling Pickle
This gift is a real pickle! But…it’s the kind of pickle your man will love!
Flask
It’s just not any other flask, y’all!
Ceramic Coffee Mug
So, this is not risque as much as it’s so weird and odd and cool. Just look at it. A scissor handle coffee mug.
Funny Wall Hangings
These are cute and funny and snarky Wall Hangings for your man’s man hole!
Gun Mugs
Hmmm…not sure if you can actually drink off of these mugs but they sure make for a good conversation starter! Come on now…
Phew! You have to admit. This is a spectacular collection of weird, odd, silly and risque gifts for that fun-loving man of yours! Keep checking in here for more silliness and craziness! I’ll keep adding to this list as the big V-Day gets closer and closer!
Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!
